American Apparel has been not - so- subtly selling sex for the past few years, going so far as to use porn stars as models (see Sasha Grey, right). But really, when it came down to it, the company was using sex to sell clothes.
Apparently they've given up on all that cotton-polyester blend bullshit and are now, officially, selling sex.
But not just sex — vintage, old-school sex.
That's right, kids. American Apparel is now selling the Hitachi Magic Wand, lovingly known as "the Cadillac of Vibrators."
Yeah, if this thing wore clothes it would be a grey V-neck and brown track shorts, with a big, gold chain, of course.
And surprisingly, American Apparel is selling it cheaper than Babeland.
We just called our local American Apparel and, unfortunately, they
don't yet carry the Magic Wand in the store. Too bad, we were hoping to snap a shot of hipsters
with Hitachis. Maybe we can still get a hipster hand job?
[Street Carnage: AMERICAN APPAREL NOW SELLING THE HITACHI MAGIC WAND, THE CADILLAC OF VIBRATORS]
(Thanks, Emily M!)
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