George Clooney's Ex Posing Nude For Playboy?

Posted by Brian Fairbanks

 

Sarah Larson, the Vegas cocktail waitress recently ditched by George Clooney, allegedly after getting breast implants, is now up for the cover of Playboy...

"She likes her new body so much that she would consider posing for Playboy," the source claims. Sarah's "rep" denies the rumor.

Like George, we're strongly against breast implants-- at best, they only attract the wrong type of guys-- but we're even more against ex-reality show stars (Larson won "Fear Factor") becoming A-list (or even C-list) stars... hopefully, George will next choose someone who doesn't need to do a nude pictoral as breakup revenge. A classy person deserves another classy person, no?  

Via the Post-Chronicle


Comments

Dj said:

"A classy person deserves another classy person, no?"

Whaaaa?

Since when is George Clooney... classy?

Good actor... sure.

Good looking... okay.

Classy...? No.

Oh, Wait. I get it. I just read the 'about'.

"Brian Fairbanks... is a filmmaker living in the wilds of Brooklyn."

Brian has moist dreams about directing Mr. Clooney at some point in the future. Good luck with that.

June 30, 2008 6:50 PM

About Brian Fairbanks

Brian Fairbanks, the Senior National Political Correspondent for Nerve, is a filmmaker living in Brooklyn or New Orleans, depending on the season. He is a heavily-armed advocate of gun control.

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