Note to Self...Best Halloween Costume Idea Ever: Cloverfeild

Posted by Steve McKay

 

You know how it’s annoying when people say that for Halloween they are going to be a Dracula or a Frankenstein or a Chewbacca?  Well I’m going to do them one better this year and dress up like a Cloverfield.  I know Halloween is a whole season and change away, but with the futuristic Blu-ray release of Cloverfield, One can’t help but look to the future.  And this costume would take some prep time for sure.  First of all you don’t really get a good look at him in the movie, so that presents some challenges.  I’m gonna want it to be as realistic as possible, so I’m going to need A LOT of old socks and A LOT of newspaper’s to stuff them with.  I’ll need to purchase and train some scorpions to fall off my body and get a crew of friends to follow me around screaming “What the fuck IS that!?!!” at the top of their lungs.  Then I guess I’ll just shake around a lot and make girls barf from motion sickness.  I am so getting some Halloween humps this year! 


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