You know how it’s annoying when people say that for Halloween they are going to be a Dracula or a Frankenstein or a Chewbacca? Well I’m going to do them one better this year and dress up like a Cloverfield. I know Halloween is a whole season and change away, but with the futuristic Blu-ray release of Cloverfield, One can’t help but look to the future. And this costume would take some prep time for sure. First of all you don’t really get a good look at him in the movie, so that presents some challenges. I’m gonna want it to be as realistic as possible, so I’m going to need A LOT of old socks and A LOT of newspaper’s to stuff them with. I’ll need to purchase and train some scorpions to fall off my body and get a crew of friends to follow me around screaming “What the fuck IS that!?!!” at the top of their lungs. Then I guess I’ll just shake around a lot and make girls barf from motion sickness. I am so getting some Halloween humps this year!