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Emily Farris
We'd do pretty much anything this guy asked us to do. Including let him put his penis in our college degree. We could probably rig something. Seriously. (Call us!)
About Emily Farris
Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, "Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven" was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.