Janet-Miss-Jackson-if-You're-Nasty is planning her first tour in seven years. [Yahoo!] 

So sad: Two Indian women were found dead after torching their home to end their "unusual relationship." [Queerty] 

If a fake pregnancy happens in a forrest and everyone knows it's fake, is it really a fake pregnancy? Huh? What did we just ask? Anyway... [Fafarrazi] 

This woman wants a penis, though we don't think this is the best way to go about getting one. Unless giving her one will make it stop? [YouTube] 

Is it us or has Jessica Alba been pregnant FOREVER? Anyway, when she finally does pop out that baby, she plans on being a "tough mother." [People] 

Star Trek star George Takei will take advantage of California's new gay marriage law. We're guessing it won't be a Star-Trek-themed gay wedding, which disappoints us a little, but we're happy for the guy, anyway. [Us]