OK, in all seriousness: we don't think we've ever been happier about a headine. It's like a Mad Lib, right? What else could you jam in there, aliens? Tara Reid? Alien Tara Reid?

Anyway, turns out that one of the Nazi hookers that Max Mosley was screwing in that 5-hour orgy tape is married to an MI5 agent, who has since resigned from the British intelligence services, and there are hints -- soundly denied by the Brits -- that the orgy might only have been part of something even larger...

In an extraordinary turn of events yesterday, MI5 was forced to deny through Whitehall channels that the orgy had been a “sting” that it had set up to discredit Mosley. “Any suggestion that the service was involved in setting up Mosley is total nonsense,” a senior Whitehall official said.

Can they do that? Set up a Nazi orgy to get someone "stung"? Man, we'd love to see the expenses invoice on that one.