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We're Now Officially Taking Nominations for Scanner's Top 10 Hottest Women

Posted by Emily Farris

 

We're serious about taking nominations for Scanner's Top 10 Hottest Women in the World.

On Scanner Emily's list: Jenny Lewis, Rilo Kiley frontwoman, child actor and even better solo artist. 

Leave your suggestions in the comments section. 


Comments

bringpaxilback said:

Faye Wong!!!

May 15, 2008 10:24 AM

profrobert said:

ScarJo, by a lot.  If you're having a senior division, a dead heat between Helen Mirren and Charlotte Rampling.

May 15, 2008 10:58 AM

dippy_gumball said:

S. Emily, do we have the same hetero-but-if-we-swung-that-way-we-totally-would taste in women?

May 15, 2008 11:15 AM

Emily Farris said:

It wouldn't even be an issue of "if" I swung with her. I'd just swing, if given the opportunity.

May 15, 2008 11:19 AM

trinity0690 said:

I second that on the swing for Jenny.

May 15, 2008 11:38 AM

snookssnooks said:

Tina Fey--add 10 hot points for sense of humor and at least 5 for the mysterious little mouth scar.

and seriously, from the other post,

Neko Case--she's hot to start with, plus she also gets the humor points, plus she's adopted a retired racing greyhound. How sexy is that?

May 15, 2008 11:58 AM

jane said:

Jenny Lewis, absolutely. Damn.

But I've got to vote for Chan Marshall. Just how the eff did she get William Eggleston in on one of her music videos?! She's amazing. Bangin'.

May 15, 2008 12:08 PM

girl_giant said:

seconding neko case, on the real.

also, zooey deschanel. because... damn.

May 15, 2008 12:34 PM

jane said:

oh, and Chloe Sevigny. Though perhaps the Chloe Sevigny of yesteryear.

May 15, 2008 2:29 PM

rachel said:

thirds on neko case.

also eva green, cate blanchett, eliza dushku, and liv tyler.

ooh and katee sackhoff. have you seen her in interview this month? hot.

May 15, 2008 3:38 PM

ninkaflower said:

might not spell em all right, but here goes: Julianne Moore, Jennifer Connelly, Kate Winslet, Clea DuVall, Rosario Dawson, and, hit me with a bucket, but yes, early Angelina Jolie. And throw in some Natalie Portman for the petite section...

May 15, 2008 3:46 PM

ninkaflower said:

right, the Liv Tyler, and throw in Tilda Swinton...

May 15, 2008 3:47 PM

jenny said:

Is Scanner Emily gay?  I've always wondered.  She'd make a hot lesbian. haha

PS I totally vote for Jenny Lewis.  And Missy Higgins and Leslie Feist and Tasha from the L word!

May 15, 2008 6:16 PM

babs said:

FEIST

May 15, 2008 8:27 PM

bringpaxilback said:

Woah, Faye Wong is totally hot. Did anyone see Chungking Express? Or her amazing performance of Heart of Glass? youtube.com/watch

May 15, 2008 8:57 PM

eurrapanzy said:

alyson hannigan is my first and last love.  despite my lack of affection for blonds, i would not say no to kristen bell.  jenny lewis, chan marshall, zooey, and leslie feist are also all yeses.  also, though she is pretty much the most two dimensional character i have ever seen, give me 13 (olivia wilde) or death.

May 16, 2008 5:32 AM

Biff said:

Monica Bellucci, Sophie Marceau, Salli Richardson, Porsche de Rossi, Laura Linney

May 16, 2008 5:04 PM

snookssnooks said:

Biff, not to get all pedantic on your ass, but it's "Portia" as in "the quality of mercy is not strained," not "Porsche" as in "wir fahren, fahren, fahren auf der Autobahn."

OK, that *was* to get all pedantic on your ass.

Ooh, and strong seconds on the Alyson Hannigan. More yummy redheads. And add Charlize Theron--that perfume ad where she comes stomping at the camera pulling off various items of jewelry and clothing with that "take me to bed *now*" look on her face...

sorry...must go...take care of something now

May 16, 2008 11:51 PM

meganco said:

Aight, look, you know I got nothing but love for y'all, but there better be a "Hottest Men" after this, otherwise Nerve is just indie Maxim, and American Apparel is already indie Maxim, so for the love of crikey, tend your niche and talk a little sausage.  "Hottest Miscellaneously Gendered" would also be nice, for those of us thinking in non-binary terms, and/or various shades of Bowie.

May 17, 2008 12:15 AM

meganco said:

also-- Katee Sackhoff.  Hubba!

May 18, 2008 1:52 AM

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