Third nipples, as we learned yesterday, afflict 1/18th of the population. So, who is the man behind the three nipples before you? Who is this unsung hero of the third nipple pride movement? You've probably been tossing and turning all night in anticipation. Have no Fear-- you'll find out after the jump.
If you said Marky Mark, you are wrong. But if you said Mark Wahlberg, you're right. Anyone who saw Wahlberg's breathtaking performance as David in Fear knows that to call this thespian by his rapper name, Marky Mark, does not do him justice.( Although Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch were a talented bunch and "Good Vibrations" is a solid song.) Did you know that Wahlberg is part of the Third Nipples Are Beautiful Movement? Although he once planned on removing his extra nipple, Wahlberg decided to keep it. And he told Rolling Stone why: "I've
come to embrace it. That thing's my prized possession."
