Jeremiah "Obama's Pastor" Wright will appear on a PBS special with
Bill Moyers tonight. Before the limelight-hogging preacher spews even
more nonsense, and quotes even more ambassadors, we want to shed some
light on the brilliant gems uttered by some of McCain's own spiritual
advisers, Pastor John Hagee and Reverend Rod
Parsley. When Hagee endorsed McCain, because he is a man of principle, McCain said he was “very honored by Pastor John Hagee’s endorsement." Reverend Parsons calls McCain a "strong, true,
consistent conservative" and McCain calls Parsons "a spiritual adviser." Because the liberal media refuses to give any credit to McCain, it is up to us to be fair and balanced. So here are the top 10 Memorable Quotes
said by McCain's religious advisers.
1."Do you know the
difference between a woman with PMS and a snarling Doberman pinscher? The
answer is lipstick. Do you know
the difference between a terrorist and a woman with PMS? You can negotiate with
a terrorist."
- Pastor John Hagee in his book What Every Man Wants in a Woman
(Charisma House, 2005)
2. "The Quran teaches that [all Muslims have a mandate to kill Christians and Jews]. Yes, it teaches that very
clearly."
-Pastor John Hagee
3." I believe that the
Hurricane Katrina was, in fact, the judgment of God against the city of New Orleans.... I believe that New Orleans had a level
of sin that was offensive to God, and they are -- were recipients of the
judgment of God for that.... There was to be a homosexual parade there
on the Monday that the Katrina came. And the promise of that parade was that it
was going to reach a level of sexuality never demonstrated before in any of the
other Gay Pride parades.... The Bible teaches that when you violate the law of God, that God brings
punishment sometimes before the day of judgment."
-Pastor John Hagee
4. "The military will have difficultly recruiting healthy
and strong heterosexuals for combat purposes. Why? Fighting in combat with a
man in your fox hole that has AIDS or is HIV positive is double jeopardy"
- Pastor John Hagee on Don't Ask Don't Tell in his book What Every Man Wants in a Woman
5."It [Gay marriage] will open the door to incest, to polygamy, and every conceivable
marriage arrangement demented minds can possibly conceive. If God does not then
punish America, He will have
to apologize to Sodom and Gomorrah."
-Pastor John Hagee on Don't Ask Don't Tell in his book What Every Man Wants in a Woman
6. "It is
impossible to call yourself a Christian and defend homosexuality. There is no
justification or acceptance of homosexuality.... Homosexuality
means the death of society because homosexuals can recruit, but they cannot
reproduce."
-Pastor John Hagee on Don't Ask Don't Tell in his book What Every Man Wants in a Woman
7. "Only a Spirit-filled woman
can submit to her husband's lead. It is the natural desire of a woman to
lead through feminine manipulation of the man. .... Fallen women will try to
dominate the marriage. The man has the God-given role to be the loving leader
of the home"
-Pastor John Hagee on Don't Ask Don't Tell in his book What Every Man Wants in a Woman
8. "I
cannot tell you how important it is that we understand the true nature of
Islam, that we see it for what it really is. In fact, I will tell you this: I
do not believe our country can truly fulfill its divine purpose until we
understand our historical conflict with Islam. I know that this statement
sounds extreme, but I do not shrink from its implications. The fact is that America was
founded, in part, with the intention of seeing this false religion destroyed,
and I believe September 11, 2001, was a generational call to arms that we can
no longer ignore."
-Parsley in Silent No More (Charisma
House, 2005)
9. "Gay sexuality inevitably involves brutal
physical abusiveness and the unnatural imposition of alien substances into
internal organs, orally and anally, that inevitably suppress the immune system
and heighten susceptibility to disease."
-Parsley in Silent No More (Charisma
House, 2005)
10. "Only 1 percent of the homosexual population in America will die of old
age. The average life expectancy for a homosexual in the United States
of America is 43 years of age. A lesbian can only expect to live to be
45 years of age. Homosexuals represent 2 percent of the population, yet
today they're carrying 60 percent of the known cases of syphilis."
previously: Reverend Jeremiah Wright: On Our To-Do List, Minor Detail About Reverend Wright's 9/11 Sermon: He Didn't Say It!
