God, Er, Bill O'Reilly Calls for Conference to Discuss Dirty Miley Cyrus Pictures

Posted by Emily Farris

 

Mankind's moral authority, Bill O'Reilly, has called a conference to discuss the state of the world now that Miley Cyrus has shown her green bra to the Interwebs.


"Look, we have so few role models, particularly for little girls in this country," he said on his show Wednesday. "She is the main one. I hate to see this.

"Parents all over the country like this girl because she is clean-cut."

In the photos, he said she "is kinda doing a teasy, peek-a-boo thing."

"She's 14 in these pictures — that is the problem," he added. "She's 14, and and the guy [is] obviously older [in the photos]."


Boy, does he have a lot to learn about 14-year-old girls.


[Us Weekly: Bill O'Reilly Calls for Conference to Discuss Racy Miley Cyrus Pics]


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Posted Apr 24 2008, 04:58 PM
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Comments

tartlet said:

And that's why Disney should stick with cartoons when creating  icons of morality for children.  Although Disney seems loathe to accept it, unlike a cartoon, you can't control a teenage girl, no matter how many strings you attach to her and how much money you pour into creating her.

April 24, 2008 5:59 PM

Mickey Mouse said:

Yay to all teasy, peek-a-boo things!

April 24, 2008 8:07 PM

Ziggy said:

"Showing off her bra is one thing. But had she been playing with a falafel, it would have been all okay."

www.thesmokinggun.com/.../1013043mackris16.html for those who don't know what I'm talking about.

April 24, 2008 9:16 PM

leftwinger said:

And great job by O'Reilly in taking the pictures off the internet and putting them all over cable TV.  

April 25, 2008 1:35 PM

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