Sloppy Seconds: Pretty Young Things

Posted by Emily Farris

 

Chelsea Clinton can't get enough of the gays. And apparently, they can't get enough of her. [Queerty] 

Suri Cruise is two-years-old. And still so fucking cute. We just want to squeeze her! [People]

If you are a pedophile, you might enjoy these "sexy" pictures of Miley Cyrus. [JustJared] 

The other U.S. American Miss South Carolina will work for the John McCain campaign and like such as. [Wonkette] 

We still have our high school class ring somewhere. Do you? What's that all about, anyway? [Neatorama] 

Wired reports from the FIRST Robotics Championship. [Wired] 

Ever wonder about the origins of Harrison Ford's kind-of dorky earring? Us neither, but you might be interested to know it involved Jimmy Buffet and drunk lunch. [Yahoo!] 

When we first learned that Harry Potter star Emma Watson would replace Scarlett Johansson in a Napoleon biopic, we thought about doing a Who Would You Rather? But then we remembered that Emma was just a baby. Turns out she's 18 now. God, they grow up so fast. So, uh, who would you rather? No. Sorry. That's still kind-of wrong. [People]


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Posted Apr 21 2008, 05:33 PM
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Comments

judy said:

I sort of flung my ring off my finger while getting on or off the bus within 24 hours of getting my ring.  oh well?

April 21, 2008 7:01 PM

Maxwell Hammer said:

Emma is 18.

And that night, at the party, she managed to pull a Britney and showed her puss to the world,

www.sxxxy.org/.../emma-watson-upskirt.html

Just so you know, that's a link to my website. I think it's relevant, so it's not really spamming.

April 21, 2008 9:14 PM

About Emily Farris

Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, "Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven" was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

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