Scanner Brian already broke the story about the "Miss Bimbo" video game, which describes itself as a “virtual fashion game for
girls.” But I wanted to take a moment to defend the game from the Feminazis who are attacking it. First of all, a little about the game. When the game encourages its players to "stop at nothing" to win, what exactly does that mean?
When you sign up to play the game, you are given a naked female
character and encouraged to compete against other players to become
“hottest, coolest, most famous bimbo in the whole world.”
The game coaches the players-- whose age ranges from 7-17– to “stop at nothing,” not even “meds or plastic surgery,” to win.
Missions include buying and taking diet pills which cost 100 bimbo
dollars. You can even eat “every now and then” but you must stay “waif
thin.” Another mission you are given is to find a rich boyfriend:
Bimbo dollars is ‘the cabbage,’ ‘bread,’ the ‘mula’ you’ll need to buy
nice things and to get by in bimbo world. To earn some bimbo cash you
will have to (gasp) work or find a boyfriend to be your sugar daddy and
hook you up with a phat expense account!
And of course, no game called
Miss Bimbo would be complete without encouraging their young female
players to get breast implants, which will cost you 11,500 bimbo
dollars, but get you 2,000 bimbo attitudes, which is sooo worth it.
Now before any man haters get their panties in a bunch or call the
game sexist, vile, and exploitative, just know that the male creators
of the game say it’s “harmless fun.” In fact, according to the creators, the game is helpful eduction:
It is not a bad influence for young children. They learn
to take care of their bimbos. The missions and goals are morally sound
and teach children about the real world…. The breast operations are
just one part of the game and we are not encouraging young girls to
have them, just reflecting real life.
