Salon wants to know which presidential candidate is better for sex education. [Salon]
A.C. Slater, we always knew you'd do big things in life. We just kind
of thought they'd be attached to big men. Frankly, we're a little
disappointed. [MollyGood]
Have you ever wondered what tentacle sex is like? We can tell you: it's weird. [Fleshbot]
Do you often find that the food you make out of a box looks nothing like the food on the box? Well, that's what you get for making food out of a box! But looking at the two side-by-side is pretty funny. [BoingBoing]
We could make so, so, so many comments about this, but that would be mean. So we'll just tell it like it is: a high school cheerleader died from complications during surgery to make her breasts just a little more perfect. [Palm Beach Post via Gawker]
Oh, Jamie Lynn Spears. We need to talk. If there's one thing more stupid than getting knocked up at 16, it's getting engaged at 16. [FameCrawler]
