Drunken Kiwi Women Rampaging the Shire For Willing Man Flesh

Posted by Bryan Christian

 

Run Master Frodo! The gals in New Zealand (where they shot the LotR movies) are only after one thing -- and it ain't that ring of yours.

Dating culture is dead - instead, young New Zealand women are regularly getting drunk and cruising around in packs looking for men to have sex with.

That's one of the findings of a TVNZ Sunday investigation into the sexual behaviour of New Zealand women. The programme makers did the story after Kiwi women last year topped the Durex Sexual Wellbeing Global Survey as the world's most promiscuous.

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(TVNZ Sunday correspondent Janet) McIntyre said all the women who had experienced one-night stands had been affected by alcohol, a term described by at least one expert in a report as "getting pissed and hooking up".

Obviously this was an expert at "stating the fucking obvious."

Comments

kowhaileaves said:

Wow! I live in the capital city of New Zealand and this snippet of a report makes it sound a damn site more interesting than it really is! Where oh where can I find me a pack of ladies to go trawling for averagely satisfying hot times? Damn!

March 3, 2008 2:45 PM

About Bryan Christian

Bryan Christian has worked as a writer for Epicurious, GenArt and ID magazine; a web producer for WWD and Condé Nast; and a cameraman for his friends. He's married and lives in Clinton Hill, Brooklyn.

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