According to this list, beer can lower your blood pressure, pay off the mortgage on your house and then come by on Sundays to mow the lawn.
As much as we'd like to believe this list is factually and scientifically accurate (
"#4. Beer softens skin and enlarges breast." Riiight.), the truth is we don't need any justifications for our love of beer. We will rinse our hair in beer whether we get "tight and bright ringlets," or not. True love is not conditional. It doesn't depend on beer strengthening our cordial muscles (#1) or being good for male potency (#10). Shame on those of you who think beer needs to prove itself as anything other than delicious and intoxicating. Shit, if all the Milwaukee's Best we've downed in our lives is any indication, it doesn't even have to be delicious.
