Mao to Kissinger: You Want Some Chinese Broads?

Posted by Brian Fairbanks

Mao: Henry... Henry... what you doing, mothafucka?

Kiss: Yo... Mao... Yo, what time is it? I can't find my shoes, yes.

Mao: Yo, Henry... Henry, I'm sending you the girls. 

Kiss: The girls? (Long, deep pause) The girls, which girls?

Mao: All of them. All of them girls. Ten... ten million.

Kiss: Sheeeeeeeeeiitt.

You think I'm making this up? This is Chinese leader Chairman Mao drinking over the phone with Fascist Leader Henry Kissinger, Secretary of the State, circa 1973:

A few minutes later, Mao circled back to the offer. "Do you want our Chinese women?" he asked. "We can give you 10 million."

Yeah, that's from CNN, baby, and CNN doesn't lie.

[Thanks, Melissa, for the link.] 


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Posted Feb 15 2008, 08:49 AM
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Comments

profrobert said:

Adopting from China costs $20-25k  www.adoptivefamilies.com/china_adoption.php  

What a bummer.  And Mao was willing to give them away.  All the good deals are gone, just like brownstones in Harlem.

February 15, 2008 12:11 PM

Nerve Insider said:

Scanner brings us a great way to avoid that awkward “I think you gave me herpes” conversation: anonymous

February 15, 2008 5:47 PM

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Brian Fairbanks, the Senior National Political Correspondent for Nerve, is a filmmaker living in Brooklyn or New Orleans, depending on the season. He is a heavily-armed advocate of gun control.

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