Sloppy Seconds: Is Valentine's Day Over Yet?

Posted by Emily Farris

 

Still haven't quite found the closure you needed from that last break-up? How about writing an obituary for the relationship? 

Planned Parenthood reminds us that condoms are an essential part of any Valentine's Day love making with the most unsexy video ever. 

Fashion victim actress Bai Ling was arrested at LAX for shoplifiting celebrity magazines and batteries.

Has Amy Winehouse sobered up enough to take a lover while her hubby "Blake Incarcerated" is, uh, incarcerated?

We have such a girl crush on Michelle Williams (and no, not just because her ex-BF died; we've been stalking her for years).


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Posted Feb 14 2008, 04:51 PM
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Comments

spectrumseven said:

Nice summary at the end.  Wipe excess "ejaculation".  Why is that word still in existance? I remember when I was a freshman in college our RA had some chick come demonstrate for all us burnouts the ins and outs of condom placements on a banana.  Ironically, we couldn't have women in our dorm rooms.  Hmmmmm.  Now that I think about it,

Anyway, I took it upon myself to be extremly creepy during the demonstration.  I got at least two awkward moments a week seeing that chick around campus.

February 14, 2008 10:26 PM

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Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, "Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven" was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

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