Totally Bummed by Our Sawyer Nickname

Posted by Emily Farris

We've recently become addicted to LOST. We caught the end of last season and learned a few days ago that we can watch every single episode from every single season in HD on ABC.com. We're trying to watch the first three seasons before Thursday night, when a new episode airs, but it's been keeping us up until 3:30 or so every night and we're not even halfway through the first season. We forget how prolific television was before the writers' strike.

Anyway, we got super excited about Sawyer's Nickname Generator at ABC.com, because how cute is Freckles? Well, we're not so happy with our nickname. Not at all. In fact, we're almost heartbroken. Could he not come up with anything better for us?



Generate your Sawyer nickname here. We hope it's better than ours.


Comments

michaelanewman said:

Jerk gave me the same I had in grade school.

February 5, 2008 3:49 PM

anathema said:

Sweet! He's calling me "Sugarpop." I feel so . . . vindicated.

February 5, 2008 4:11 PM

Kali said:

Spacebar?  Sheesh....

February 5, 2008 5:06 PM

zeroisanumber said:

"Metro"? Buh?

February 5, 2008 5:33 PM

mcqueenie said:

Um - I got Hawking.  wtf does that even mean?

February 5, 2008 6:13 PM

owhitty said:

I got Wilbur.. and I'm a girl. I think my self confidence was just shattered.

February 5, 2008 6:40 PM

acp9489 said:

I got "Little Bo Peep" kind of cute.

February 5, 2008 7:29 PM

grace said:

Prince Charles? Huh? I'm a chick.

February 5, 2008 8:04 PM

BGneiss said:

I got "Short Pants".  Bleh.

February 5, 2008 9:07 PM

civiljar said:

huckleberry pinhead? They were great back in 94'

February 5, 2008 9:44 PM

depuis_toujours said:

I got Frosty too... that sucks

February 5, 2008 10:23 PM

edubTV said:

I got Abacus. It's kind of cool in that ancient math kind of way.

February 5, 2008 11:15 PM

thinkywritey said:

Whiteout. Worst nickname ever.

February 6, 2008 10:42 AM

Amber said:

I'm Chewie, apparently. Kindof cute, I guess.

February 6, 2008 4:07 PM

danielbasil said:

i got 'bedwetter' and they didn't even ask about my political point of view. how did they know i was a liberal??

February 6, 2008 8:22 PM

Anne said:

Milquetoast. "a very timid, unassertive, spineless person, esp. one who is easily dominated or intimidated" Boo!

February 7, 2008 12:17 AM

flydog said:

Um, I got Whiteout, too.  Unfortunately it seems accurate.  Still, though, you'd think there would be a bigger selection.  We can't ALL be Whiteouts and Frosties.

February 7, 2008 11:05 AM

Evilmissmonkey said:

Avalanche. Apparently I'm a sports team. Fabulous.

February 7, 2008 1:05 PM

Sarah said:

I didn't think it could get any worse, but I got milquetoast.  SERIOUSLY?  The guys who made this must have had a lot of fun, I guess.

February 10, 2008 4:25 AM

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Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, "Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven" was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

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