"I feel good," Bill Clinton said. Asked whether the race would continue beyond today, he said "I don't know. I just wanted to get it on."

Bill and Hillary were in an elementary school in upstate New York, where they are both carpetbaggers. Bill at first tried to corner one of the oversized teachers, but eventually had to settle for his wife.

In other news, Obama voted in Illinois, Romney voted in one of his states, and Huckabee is sleeping one off.

You think I'm kidding about Bill and Hillary doing it in a voting booth in Chappaqua? You cearly did not hear about what happened just after that, on the wild suburban streets.