Victoria Beckham is Proud of David's "25-Foot Penis," And Rightfully So

Posted by Emily Farris

Posh in response to her husband's Armani underwear billboard ads?

"I'm proud to see his penis 25 foot tall. It's great. It's huge. It's enormous. Massive. If I looked like that I'd walk down the street in my panties too."

Looks a little stuffed, if you ask us. But we're always the proudest of the pictures that make us look really, really good.

[Via our more responsible sister, Fame Crawler


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Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, "Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven" was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

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