That Slut America Totally Gave Europe VD

Posted by Bryan Christian

The controversy surrounding the flowering of syphilis in the late 15th century may have been solved -- and it looks as though we might owe an awkward phone call to our friends across the Atlantic.

A new study provides what scientists say is the most convincing evidence to date that the Italian adventurer [Christopher Columbus] and some of his crew contracted the disease during their voyage to the New World—and unwittingly introduced it to the old one circa 1493.

Way to ruin Fleet Week 2008, stupid scientists!


Comments

profrobert said:

Eh, the Europeans gave the Native Americans smallpox, so it all kinda evened out.

January 16, 2008 11:22 AM

camipco said:

Evened out? The child-rapist Columbus initiated the second largest genocide in human history and we're calling syphilis a fair trade?

I have no sense of humor.

January 16, 2008 1:00 PM

Nerve Insider said:

Scanner is mildly surprised that “some folks like to hang plastic nutsacks off the backs of their pickup

January 16, 2008 1:27 PM

profrobert said:

The use of the non-word "kinda" in my previous post was intended to be a tip-off that the comment was sarcstic.

January 17, 2008 4:54 PM

About Bryan Christian

Bryan Christian has worked as a writer for Epicurious, GenArt and ID magazine; a web producer for WWD and Condé Nast; and a cameraman for his friends. He's married and lives in Clinton Hill, Brooklyn.

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