Marry, F*ck or K*ll, Scanner Caucus Edition: Clinton, Obama, Edwards

Posted by Emily Farris

We have a feeling the Secret Service is going to knock down our door any minute for this one (hence the extra asterisks), but seriously, who would you take home to mom, bang in a dark alley or leave for d*ad... let's say, politically speaking (that should keep the Feds off our back for a while), Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama or John Edwards?


Results posted tomorrow. Get out the vote! 


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Posted Jan 09 2008, 10:15 AM
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Comments

Ally said:

Marry - Clinton

Fuck - Edwards

Kill - Obama (a thousand times over)

This was an easy one . . .

January 9, 2008 12:14 PM

vikkitikkitavi said:

Well, Edwards apparently broke his wife's rib during sex, so I'd have to say

Fuck - Edwards

Michelle Obama seems not too impressed with her husband's personal habits or hygiene, so by default I would have to say

Marry - Clinton

Which leaves me no choice on the third - sorry Obama, baby!

Kill - Obama

January 9, 2008 12:38 PM

maybeapril said:

kill kill kill

January 9, 2008 1:59 PM

Kayteness said:

Marry Clinton, Fuck Edwards, Kill Obama. Maybe it would be a passion killing...

And what is this about Edwards breaking ribs during sex? How could I miss that one?

January 9, 2008 4:11 PM

fridgebuzz said:

Fuck Edwards

Kill Obama (sorry but the goofy ears and all...totally kills appeal)

Marry Clinton

January 9, 2008 4:23 PM

rachel said:

marry and fuck edwards.

let the other two fight it out in a deathmatch-sponsered by corporate america and the press corps.

January 10, 2008 2:03 AM

Patricia said:

Marry: Hillary

Fuck: Obama

Kill: Edwards

January 10, 2008 2:20 AM

katie said:

Marry: Hillary

Fuck: Obama

Kill: Edwards

I found this surprisingly hard.

January 10, 2008 7:09 PM

m0rrigan said:

Huh, this was actually kinda tricky.

Marry: Hillary

Fuck: Obama

Kill: Edwards (sorry, no desire to have my ribs broken for any reason)

January 11, 2008 12:47 AM

profrobert said:

I guess everyone's picking Clinton to marry because they know she won't mind if you go off and fuck around with Edwards or Obama.

January 11, 2008 10:38 AM

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Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, "Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven" was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

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