Smokin' the Bowl: Glass Dildos

Posted by Emily Farris

There is nothing more frightening than the idea of glass shards in our vagina. Nothing, we tell you, nothing! Nothing! So why in the world would we want to put a glass dildo up there—no matter how strong the hand-blown glass is? And if we were ever to consider putting glass up there—which we won't, ever, (never!)—couldn't we just use a bowl? The one we got in Amsterdam has a much larger girth than this one and costs about a tenth of the price.

Has anyone out there actually used one of these?

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Posted Dec 28 2007, 12:59 PM

Comments

libbywiz said:

Glass dildoes are awesome!!! They retain heat, have a nice weight to them, really give you something to grab on to.

They're not going to break. What would you be doing with them? I don't care how hard you work your kegels, you're not going to crush 2 in thick glass with 'em.

December 28, 2007 2:13 PM

searah said:

Don't be scared of glass dildos! They are very strong and feel super awesome when you cool 'em down or heat them up. Yes, if you chip it, you can't use it, but they are very hard to chip!

Plus they look so sexy while being used.

But NO, don't use your bowl! That is hollow and much more likely to break. Dildos are SOLID glass.

December 28, 2007 7:05 PM

lawstonfound said:

Smoking dope from a glass bong in someone's ass or pussy? Apparently it's kind of a specialty of adult film actress Jennifer Steele (see http://www.jennifersteele.com/ blog entry for March 20, 2007).

I believe the insertable bit is safe solid glass, BTW.

December 30, 2007 7:21 PM

aludarie said:

Use them!! They feel great, and hell, get one even if you're not going to use it. They're so pretty, and make for an entertaining conversation piece when innocently placed on a coffee table! Just make sure you put it away when your Mom's over.. she might not impressed.

January 2, 2008 9:50 AM

sinclairexall said:

sheesh..i have a hard time believing that among all the fun news items and interesting sexual paraphanalia scanner has brought to light over the years, you guys actually have your knickers in a knot over this widely popular (mainstream) and totally safe toy. so much for my demographic..

January 3, 2008 12:50 AM

About Emily Farris

Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, "Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven" was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

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