Should we gloat about totally calling Isaiah Washington getting offed on last night's Bionic Woman? Probably not. If this Writers Strike goes on much longer, Bionic Woman is pretty high on many people's list of shows most likely to get canned as a result, which takes most of the fun out of it. Frankly, we've kind of lost interest in the show. It suffers badly from endless retooling, mixed-up tones, a clumsy sense of humor, etc.

Still. Let Washington's fate be a lesson to us all: Mess with the Velvet Mafia, you're eventually gonna get a unicorn head in your bed.