Halloween Contest: Horror Movie Victims You'd Like to F*ck

Posted by Nicole Pasulka

We've always loved horror movies. Gross, suspenseful, terrifying, or hokey, we watch with muscles tensed and our hands over our eyes. But if there's anything we love more in a movie than horror and gore, it's hot people dying. Sometimes we get so lusty for an attractive victim, we forget to be scared of the movie. People are screaming, blood is spurting, and we’re wondering what it feels like to kiss Johnny Depp on the mouth. So we're going to get a contest going over here. Who is the hottest person to be strangled, shot, bludgeoned, pushed out of a window -- oh, you get the idea -- in a horror movie? The winner will become the proud owner of some sort of sex toy, love manual, or T-shirt, depending on what we can scrounge up at the offices underneath all the jack-o-lanterns and condoms.

Go on. Take a stab at it.


Comments

beyondthewoods said:

Rose McGowan as Tatum Riley in Scream circa 1996 is top on the list of horror movie hotties to lust after before/during/after they get it.  She was the full package trashy mouth and physical assets that would make Jamie Lee Curtis from Halloween tremble with fear.

October 31, 2007 10:57 AM

Jigokumimi said:

"Carrie": Nancy Allen as Chris Hargensen.

That evil glint in her eye, and those pouty lips, and those tube socks, and I think I'm gonna stop now.

Grrrrrrr.

October 31, 2007 12:52 PM

theredwedge said:

this is clearly and without a doubt Linda Blair in the Exorcist II, 4 years later... she had grown into a lovely young woman and a terrible actress.

October 31, 2007 4:13 PM

jwebster8 said:

No contest, Ash in Evil Dead...

And I'm not even gay!

October 31, 2007 5:38 PM

cannibal_femme said:

What jwebster8 said. And I am gay. And a girl. But... yeah.

October 31, 2007 6:47 PM

farknerve said:

I'm not a subtle guy: Linnea Quigley in Return of the Living Dead won me over lo those many years ago with her nude gravestone-top dance.

October 31, 2007 7:50 PM

Dawn said:

Ryder Strong in Cabin Fever...I had said that I would only watch the movie until he died because I don't watch scary movies, but I'm in love w/ him....well, wouldn't you know? he lived through the whole damn thing!  Worst movie ever, but I was hot just thinking about him and me in the woods together.

October 31, 2007 7:53 PM

yawlster said:

Techically not a horror movie but, Diane Keaton in Looking for Mr. Goodbar.

October 31, 2007 10:16 PM

eurrapanzy said:

In one of the first horror movies I was old enough to see in theaters, Christina Ricci played a former satanist trying to make her way back to good.  The film was Bless The Child, and her outfit was thoroughly skanky goth.  I'm all about the effort to find redemption, which is what did her in. Also, I may or may not have been in love with her from her turns in the Addams' Family films and Casper, which were both much less terrifying.

spoilers: www.youtube.com/watch

November 1, 2007 12:23 AM

rancealot said:

Sherilyn Fenn in Kiss of the Beast. Ms. Fenn at the peak of her hotness. She doesn't get killed or bloodied up, but she does get "seduced" by a dude in a scary bear suit, which is just as scary.  Oh yeah, she totally gets naked. Thumbs up and then some.

November 1, 2007 10:29 AM

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