The spookiest thing about these "occupational" sexy Halloween costumes for little girls is that somewhere there are parents who will buy them. The girls in these photos aren't old enough to trick-or-treat by themselves, but that shouldn't stop them from dressing up as saucy French maids for Halloween. It's time to rescue these children from themselves before they end up 22 years old, twice divorced, flashing their lady treasures while reading Dianetics in rehab. Shudder. Now there's a scary story.