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Happy Halloween! Your 10-Year-Old Is Showing Cleavage.

Posted by Nicole Pasulka

The spookiest thing about these "occupational" sexy Halloween costumes for little girls is that somewhere there are parents who will buy them. The girls in these photos aren't old enough to trick-or-treat by themselves, but that shouldn't stop them from dressing up as saucy French maids for Halloween. It's time to rescue these children from themselves before they end up 22 years old, twice divorced, flashing their lady treasures while reading Dianetics in rehab. Shudder. Now there's a scary story.  


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cannibal_femme said:

Regard my utter lack of shock. I'm really surprised that 'pole-dancer' isn't one of the options, given that there's already a toy for it and all...

October 26, 2007 3:09 PM

Scanner said:

LA Times columnist Joel Stein wants to reclaim Halloween , taking it back from the sluts who have run

October 26, 2007 3:55 PM

Scanner said:

You know how they say you can't judge a book by its cover? Well, that's true, but the little

October 30, 2007 9:48 AM

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    Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

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