
It’s been an interesting day already with the Scanner crew. You
really need to check out what happened when a male fur seal mistook a king penguin for a vagina. Lots of seal-on-penguin
action shots (but in black and white, so they're classy!). You’ll want to check
out:
Caught
on tape: fur seal tries, unsuccessfully, to have sex with king penguin. For
at least 45 minutes.
Caught
in the White House: Vice Admiral John Stufflebeem stuffs his beam.
The
Wizard of Ass: Dorothy Is Not a Virgin Anymore. Brought to you by Chuck Palahniuk.
The dangers
of Google maps. Pertains to prostitution, nose-picking...Read More...
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