It’s Wednesday, which means another dose of Miss
Information. Today she serves up some excellent advice for a) a guy who wants
to know how to turn down the dreaded good-email bad-picture online dating
prospect b) an anal adventurer wondering about the best lube and c) the wife
of a foot-fetishist whose husband is taking his longing outside the
relationship.
Just in case you don’t read the entire column (which you
should), here’s one thing you should know:
“Nothing wrong with using Crisco. There are quite a few doctors who say
it's okay to use in limited amounts, provided you test a small area and watch
for your reaction. But I'm not sure you'd want to rub anything called "shortening"
on or around an organ that's usually revered for its length.”
