Oh,
lying – whether you consider it an art form or just a weekend hobby, these
little fictions make up a surprisingly large part of interpersonal
communication. They’re accepted, they’ll never really have the chance to be
questioned. I exist, comfortable in the knowledge that if I stretch. But when it comes to
fabrications, you’re bound to be found out. I learned that lesson when I
started wearing padded bras. Anatomy is a hard lie to fake – you can finagle
your way around it, keep the lights low and the hands strategically placed, but
sooner or later, my lack of boobage always came to light – I mean, really, who
did I think I was kidding?
Craig
Davidson, first man ever to lie about the length of his member, wrote this sly essay... Read More...
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