Everyone
knows at least one law student, that magical creature still in its academic,
coffee-tinted chrysalis. Soon it will break free, begin paying off student
loans, and transform into a suit-clad lawyer. But before that happens, let us
delve deep into the mating rituals and habits of these stunning creatures in Dating
Advice From…Law Students.
How can I snag a future lawyer?
Law students are often a dangerous match for each other, so as a fun outsider,
you're looking pretty good. Get a job as a barista at Starbucks, a cigarette
vendor, or at a bar across the street from the law school.
Masturbation when you think
your partner is asleep? Roommate flirting? And a ton of really hot (I mean,
seriously smokin’) law students for your viewing pleasure…right here.
