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    Arthur Bradford’s titillating personal essay “Groupie” revels in high-octane doses of sex, ashtray regrets and rock ‘n’ roll. Originally published in the 2005 Nerve Music Issue, “Groupie” is a heartwarming ode to starfuckery concerning Mr. Bradford’s “relationship” with a buxom axe-grinding Swede. “Most women, after all, could pick up strange men without having to be in a band. I thought I had won Eva's heart by saving her from the pepper spray and then charming her on the bus,” Bradford wrote. The tragic end result was wedged in Pamela Des Barre’s cleavage over a decade prior. It’s rather nice to see the rock n’ roll shag gods flip-flop over such f*cktarded gender roles. “Groupie” is Penny Lane’s just desserts.

    — Joey Hood


  • New on Nerve, 10.17.07: “You know what labia are?”

     

    “I'd like your opinion about something,” she said.

    “Sure."

    "I want you to be honest with me," she said. "You have to be honest about this. None of that polite bullshit."

    "Sure," I said, "I'll be honest."

    I was surprised to hear Mrs. Dent say the word "bullshit." Until that point, it hadn't seemed like a word she might use. But seeing her sitting there in the kitchen with her hair undone and an empty scotch glass in her hand, it started to make sense. I pictured her like this every night after wrestling that bouncy Andrew into his bed. She'd have a scotch and watch old movies on television, staring at people who made sense to her.

    "Do you know what labiaplasty is?" she asked me.


    Posted Oct 17 2007, 11:00 AM by Sarah with | with 1 comment(s)

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