
This
list gives hope to the aspiring actors/writers/pop-star divas/presidential
nominees in all of us… For example, what pre-fame struggling dancer “worked behind the counter at a Dunkin'
Donuts in Times Square” and “was reportedly fired for squirting jelly on a
customer”?
Answer: her Madgesty,
Madonna…that’s who. Reportedly. Though we wish there was video of the squirting.

Drug dealers, grave diggers,
Mickey D hamburger-slingers, cotton pickers and more…check out the
entire list here. And let’s all go home and make some art tonight. Even if Grey’s Anatomy is on…
[via Spinner]