
Scanner is serious about taking nominations for Scanner's
Top 10 Hottest Women in the World. On Scanner Emily's list: “Jenny Lewis,
Rilo Kiley frontwoman, child actor and even better solo artist.”
And it’s on! From ScarJo to Charlotte
Rampling to…Faye Wong?...the noms are pouring in. Leave your brilliant
suggestions in Scanner’s comments
section. (I’m all for Thandie Newton. Even if she has gotten
disturbingly skinny.)
And after you answer…Did
you ever play the ol’ college game where people ask you to name, in your
opinion, the hottest male and female celebrities?
So you name them.
And then – insert dramatic
shoe-drop thud! here — the person
asking the questions reveals that you only chose that celebrity because they look the most like you.
Which happened about
80% of the time. Except for me. I’m so proud to report I look absolutely
nothing like the utterly gorgeous Thandie Newton.
::sigh::
What Thandie looks like:

The celebrity I most resembled in high school, according to some dude who made my sandwiches at Subway:

Not that there's anything wrong with that.