Have you gotten your $600 “economic-stimulus” check from the government
yet? When you do, the Modern
Materialist has over six hundred great ways to spend it… Here’s a round-up
of their latest treasures:
The Walk
of Shame Kit: where was this when I was in college?! (Also helpful on the
morning after: the universal
shower diffuser.)
Faux sure: the
electronic cigarette.
Pun
Tiles: not actually puns, but really, really cool.
Hangover
Helper Mints: “eliminates ass mouth.”
Umbrella
Stools: As in your can sit on them. Not the other kind…
Twist
Naked Sponges: good for the environment, nice way to bring up getting’ nude
with your significant other…
The
travel bar: with two sexy flasks, it’s also a nice way to bring up getting’
nude with your significant other.
Also environmentally friendly: blue
balls.
Do you need a giant
guitar?
Screw Target: get your personalized
pool-float here.
Webcams:
not just for live sex feeds, anymore.
And finally, the Fractal
23 desk. Okay, it’s made to order, and costs $20,000. But if you have 33.33 friends who all really
like art desks…well, you’re golden.
And if you spent your entire economic stimulus on fun goodies and can’t afford
therapy, get your therapy
flashcards on, on the cheap.
All this and more, at the Modern
Materialist!
