It’s been an interesting day already with the Scanner crew. You
really need to check out what happened when a male fur seal mistook a king penguin for a vagina. Lots of seal-on-penguin
action shots (but in black and white, so they're classy!). You’ll want to check
out:
Caught
on tape: fur seal tries, unsuccessfully, to have sex with king penguin. For
at least 45 minutes.
Caught
in the White House: Vice Admiral John Stufflebeem stuffs his beam.
The
Wizard of Ass: Dorothy Is Not a Virgin Anymore. Brought to you by Chuck Palahniuk.
The dangers
of Google maps. Pertains to prostitution, nose-picking.
NY anchorwoman Sue Simmons very clearly drops
the F-bomb on air.
Jimmy
Fallon to replace Conan O’Brien?
Arizona considers
ban on gay marriage too lenient a stance…
Do you love
Blow? This
woman doesn’t.
“Desire
Paths”: sexy name for being lazy?
