Wow, the Scanner crew knows how to pick ‘em. Today they ask Who
Would You Rather: R. Kelly or the Maytag Repairman? I bet you can guess who’s
winning…Also helping you get over the Hump Day:
Penis
Camouflage: Fun for the Whole Family.
The Spears
Family: not so fun.
The Weather
Channel wants to lick
your swizzle stick, fire your ass if you say “no.”
Wardrobe Malfunction: Did totally classy actress Natasha Richardson really forget
to wear panties?
Time Out New York shows real New
Yorkers, really
naked. For once, we’d rather have seen Julia Allison.
This carrot
needs pants!
(Thanks commentator “HOLY MACKEREL!”)
Video
of Arizona State University’s drunken “Undie
Run”: we can smell the Axe Body Spray from here.
“An Australian man was acquitted of forcing
vampire sex on a 16-year-old girl who claims he stalked her for years”…I’m
sorry. Wait. Vampire
sex?
All this and so much more…over at your daily Scanner.
