Yesterday,
Caitlin
MacRae, fearless Nerve intern and gal who’s had more threesomes
than actual dates, was searching for her power animal. (Aren’t we all?)
Me (3:33:07 PM): dude, what's your power animal?
Her (3:33:23 PM): oh, it's a panda
Her (3:33:50 PM): like me, they're rare, lazy, and enjoy
snacking
Her (3:34:04 PM): but despite their slothful nature, cross
them and they might eat your face
Me (3:34:12 PM): for real?
Her (3:34:14 PM): also, my sneezes are hilarious
Of course, modern technology has figured out a way to skip shamanic vision quests and soul-searching. Now all you need to find your power animal is an internet connection and a click
of the mouse. Don’t be afraid to enter the forest!
I’ll try to get video of
Caitlin sneezing. But in the meantime...
