It’s
Cake
(or steak, or salad) and Cunnilingus Day over at the Scanner - but
whatever you choose to snack on today, make sure you check out all the sexy and
crazy going down on this fine Monday. To wit: An Italian
porn star does politics; a mostly naked
Heidi Klum; the best
way to get a one-night stand to make a hasty retreat; and the Marilyn
Monroe sex tape you’ll probably never get to see. Also: fingers crossed
that somehow
this is true and Al Gore will finally be able to save America like he always wanted to.
Over at yon Screengrab, it’s
confirmed: Werner
Herzog is one great big mystery wrapped in an enigma, wrapped up in bacon and
enveloped in strange interview responses; James
Cagney still kicks ass and takes names; an awkward
breakfast with Bud Cort; and a
cause worth supporting. Also: file this under “Sweet merciful crap WHY IS
THIS HAPPENING”: a fourth
Austin Powers movie? Are you freaking kidding? …Sigh.
The Nerve Video Blog
continues to have their metaphorical
muffins buttered by Senator Obama, even especially when he has to awkwardly
schmooze with a drunken American public, and across the pond, we’re not
sure if Britain’s
got talent, necessarily, but this dog
totally freaking rules. Also wrecking the video world: hot dog
pizza, Cooking
with Coolio, and Bozard and
the BBQ Boys. Bon appetit, y’all.
— Caitlin MacRae
