O
my, O me…what a week it’s been! Let’s start with the Big-O: Scanner finds
that the new Gossip Girl ads make you feel a
little funny down
there. But that’s the least of the WTF-worthy items of note:
Can you guess who has a new
vagina?
Prostitution
101: class trip to the Chicken Ranch.
Is that a naked
woman in Dick
Cheney's sunglasses? Or is he just happy to see us?
Which Would You Rather: Rufus
Wainwright's Green "Advocate" or Madonna's
Green "Vanity Fair?"
“Jock Itch”: the best
porno poster ever?
Bush
signed torture memo: no joke. Unless the White House administration was
kidding, all those times they
insisted he didn’t.
Finally! An outlet for passive-aggressive
note-leavers, and their prey.
Video of the Day: Pequeña
Amy Winehouse.
Rape
= chocolate cake?
“Extra
Pillow” = prostitute?
The shitty things that happen to live, on-camera
reporters: also kinda funny?
Candy
Spelling sympathizes with Mommie Dearest.
Jessica
Simpson decides to be super happy about little sister Ashlee's engagement
to Pete Wentz.
Scary skinny Terri
Hatcher performed a Carrie Underwood song on American Idol: if she weren't Terri
Hatcher we might have thought it wasn't half bad.
Piss-poor Photoshoppers add third
arm to Beyoncé.
On Screengrab,
we wish Tina
Fey was our baby
mama; Paul Clark defends Uwe
Boll; check out the which clique picks “Hick”
flick; the Zombie Strippers trailer review; hotel
dirty
movie channels under siege by a clutch of conservative groups; and Blogwars!
