Who
is Brett Graham? What is the “Fruit Mystery” game, and why did he have to make
it for his “parents/the police and the Zoo”? What the hell am I talking about?
You really need to see
this….
Do you have extra minutes to
enrich your life? (Is using the word “enrich” a little too strong in this case? Probably.) But for shits and giggles you really need to visit Brett Graham’s
website. Check out the list of things he
likes, things he doesn’t like, and why. And, most def, play the “Fruit Mystery”
game, which he describes as:
“Here is the game I had to
make for my parents / the police and the Zoo. ‘Fruit Mystery’. It cost me once
thousand dollars to make.”
I’m not sure if this is
real; an elaborate, brilliant hoax; or just pure poetry. But I think you’ll
want to pay a visit to Brett Graham’s most intriguing world.
THINGS DO I LIKE THEM?
HOW MUCH DO I
LIKE THEM?
TERMITE YES THEY EAT HOUSES 7/10
WATEMELLONS
NO 3/10
REMOTE CONTROL
CAR YES DON'T RAM MY FEET 7/10
PRISON YES 7/10
FLUERESCENT PAINT
YES NOLVETY VALUE IS 7/10
KIWI SFRUIT NO LIKE A LITTLE ANIMAL 1
DRY CLEANING
NO DON'T REALLY UNDERSTAND HOW IT WORKS 3/`10
AMERICANS NO SMELL LIKE CHEESE 4/10
TREES YES THEY DRINK WAYER AND MAKE AIR
And yes, if you love him as
much as I do, you can hire him for “consultancy / photographer (weddings,
party-dj/funereals, etc.) / web desing.”
Thanks to Will Doig (and his
brother) for the link.
Brett – if you’re out there
– we want to talk to you!
