It’s
a situation countless women have dreamed about, but never thought
possible…until today. Thomas
Beatie, Scanner’s Dad of the Day, is carrying a child as a transgender man
because his wife wasn't able to do so.
And today he’ll
appear on Oprah. This should be good, because the older and richer Oprah’s
gotten, the more she skips small talk with the common folk, and
cuts to the chase with her questioning. (“Why are you still with him?” “Don’t
you realize this all comes back to your own fears?” “What is this contraption
called a ‘laundry machine’?”) What the hell will come out of her mouth?
Guaranteed: nothing as interesting as what will be coming out of Thomas…
And for women who always
wanted to piss
standing up: Nintendo’s
got something for you.
Oh yes, Scanner’s got more:
Joy:
hacked Muppet video = best
Rickroll ever.
Pain: The last
days of Chris Farley.
M&M Gets Caught
in the Act. Yeah. That act.
Scanner
Emily looks cute in her cast, wedding ring.
Sex
therapists like it quick and rough. (Well, they like it quick, at least. We
can only guess about the roughness.) Do
you agree?
And,
we’re still in love with Dita
Von Teese’s lesbian porn. That lady can make anything look classy!
