Actor
Craig Bierko (here’s his IMDB page,
so you can be like, “Oh—that guy!”) has moved to making his own funny at Super
Deluxe. In his new series “Bathing with Bierko,”
Bierko interviews celebrities while bathing with them. (First in the tub: John
Malkovich and his chest hair.) It’s funny and weird and – hey! – sounds suspiciously identical to Nerve’s very own Tub
Talk with Sara B.
Brilliant minds over at The Apiary
and The
Comic’s Comic noted the similarities (thievery?), as well. Sara
B. had this to say to the Comic’s Comic:
"Here is my official statement
on this heinous act: ‘Tub Talk with Sara B.' fan Ryan Grim's eagle eyes have
alerted me to perhaps the greatest act of creative skullduggery since Esau wore
Jacob's robes to eff with Isaac's sense of smell and steal the sacred
birthright: an Internet bathtub talk show on Super Deluxe entitled ‘Bathing
with Bierko,’ hosted by one Craig Bierko. This rape of my web video vision
shall not go unpunished! Bierko must prepare to feel my wrath! Cursory
Wikipedia research indicates that Bierko has romanced such actresses as Meg
Ryan and Charlize Theron. I have romanced a variety of drunken unknown bitter
actormedians. Also, I don't have a Wikipedia entry. The point? Bierko's playing
with fire here, and his Oscar-bait girlfriends had best get out the way, lest
they get burned. This isn't over, Craig Bierko. In fact, it's only just begun.
And P.S. Maybe you got Malkovich, but I got Mulaney. Suck on THAT!"
Suck on that, indeed!
But here's the real
question: was thespian John Malkovich wearing pants?
