Oh, Screengrab,
how we love your lists…In honor of Jessica Alba’s newest flick, The Eye, Screengrab brings
us The
Ten Worst Medical Breakthroughs in Movie History (and we thought letting
Cash Warren be your babby daddy was bad). And, holy hell, who knew the
powers-that-be are planning a Castelvania feature film? Check out the
leaks from Paul WS Anderson and Ian Jeffers' Castlevania script;
whip it good, boys. Also: the secrets
of the MPAA; Cloverfield
II…“Field of Dreams”?; the real
Bob Dylan onscreen; and this week’s quiz: Famous
Last Words, Round 1!
Scanner
brings us soccer-scoring
porn; super-creepy
statutory rape PSAs; the best
review of the worst movie, ever; Super Bowl party double-dipping
etiquette; Listerine
curing dandruff…down there?; stolen
kidneys (they aren’t just urban legends if you live in India); Mitt
Romney (we wish he was an urban legend); and Scanner Emily’s done
it with her cousin. Have you?
And with the return of Lost
this very evening, the Nerve Video
Blog brings us everything you need to know about Lost in eight minutes, 15 seconds. Seriously. Plus: Freddy
Got Fingered, The
Real Cancun, and other awful awful movies that still make great
video clips; Justin
Timberlake cashes in; David
Lynch refuses to cash in; and Britney
Spears is hauled into treatment. What a way to end January…
