star trek - The Modern Materialist

Sexy Spock Ears, For Laureen and Steph

Who am I to deny two ladies their ridiculous crush? Ridiculous, because we all know that Karl Urban as Dr. McCoy is the sexiest one on the Nu-Enterprise. Who's with me? Where my confident-in-their-own-sexuality-but-still-heterosexual guys at?

And while we're at it, who else desperately wants to touch Jake Gyllenhaal's insane new musculature?

Anyway, these authentic Spock ears are on sale at eBay or something:

Posted May 12 2009, 04:06 PM by Alex Zalben with | with 1 comment(s)

Filed under: eBay, star trek, spock, ears

Shirt of the Day: I'll Be Your Vulcan Bride

Yesterday, Laureen admitted to a crush on Zachary Quinto, and even fantasized about what she might do with a sexy Vulcan beneath these sheets.

My reaction? Save me a piece.

Apparently, I'm a 12-year-old teenybopper again. In fact, I spent all day yesterday trying to find the perfect desktop wallpaper that included both Zachary Quinto (Spock) and Karl Urban (Bones). I have been thus far unsuccessful.

Le sigh. Can't you all see that a union between Spock and I is only logical!?

Posted May 12 2009, 09:03 AM by Steph Auteri with | with no comments

Filed under: clothing, Apparel, t-shirt, bones, star trek, shirt of the day, zachary quinto, karl urban, vulcan, spock

Star Trek Cologne: Spray On and Prosper

[$30 pre-order, Entertainment Earth]

Last month, Steph warned us all about the impending arrival of Star Trek cologne. Now, love it or leave it, the veritable Enterprise of men's scents is about to land. Pictured above is Red Shirt, perfect for "the young, modern man of the galaxy who doesn't hesitate" and characterized by hints of mandarin, bergamot, and lavender.

But perhaps you're in a more, shall we say, commanding mood. You might want to pick up a bottle of Tiberius:

Posted Apr 17 2009, 03:01 PM by Laureen Mahler with | with no comments

Filed under: sexy, star trek, cologne

Smell Like William Shatner

William Shatner looks totally surprised here that you'd want to smell like him, lil ol' him, but he knows that he's awesome.

And someone has finally figured out a way to bottle the awesome. Apparently.

Posted Mar 05 2009, 01:20 PM by Steph Auteri with | with no comments

Filed under: star trek, perfume, william shatner, shatner, scents

To Boldly Go Where No Man Has Gone Before [NSFWish]

Literally. I don't think any man alive has ever poured himself into a Star Trek inspired corset. And ladies, if you're wondering... Yes, this is a sexy turn-on. To geeks. Yes. Drool.

A few more (geek sexy) pics, then pricing:

Posted Feb 16 2009, 09:06 AM by Alex Zalben with | with no comments

Filed under: geeky, sexy, star trek, corset

Your Stardate Will Be Over If She Sees This

In college, I bought this blow-up Darth Maul chair, and thought it was the coolest thing ever. This was when I wasn't dating anyone, so, there is that. And though what you're about to see is certainly an upgrade, it still boldly goes where no man hoping to get nooky should go before (or after):

Posted Jan 28 2009, 11:02 AM by Alex Zalben with | with no comments

Filed under: geeky, chairs, star trek

OMG: You Should, Like, Totally Beam Me Up

Call me a Stereotyping Sally, but I generally associate Barbie lovers with valley girl types who would rather file their nails than use more than seventeen brain cells. In that same vein, I tend to imagine Star Trek fans as 40-somethings who live in their parents' basements and masturbate to Tomb Raider cutscenes. (I know, I know: generalizing is terrible. But please, I ask you to prove me wrong.)

So naturally, I'm a little skeptical when a product introduces Barbie to Star Trek:

Posted Jan 23 2009, 02:07 PM by Laureen Mahler with | with no comments

Filed under: toys, star trek, action figures, barbie

Geek Out: Klingon Keyboard

[photo via]

Klingons are serious beings (even when they are wearing Under Armour gloves). I expect them to take typing just as seriously:

Posted Jan 15 2009, 01:03 PM by Shaun Seneviratne with | with no comments

Filed under: Geek Out, star trek, keyboard

Shirt of the Day: Spock's Massage Parlor

Hey, did you guys see that new Star Trek trailer? Pretty awesome, right? Well, while watching the trailer, did you start to wonder what would happen if Spock gave out massages? Somebody did:

Posted Nov 18 2008, 11:03 AM by Alex Zalben with | with no comments

Filed under: geeky, star trek, shirt of the day

Week In Review: November 7

obama

We were all a bit distracted this week, first by the election, and then the ensuing feelings that Obama's win inspired, most notably the yearning for Change. For example,