[photo via banjo d's Flickr]
"You know I could sue you for farting in a closed space, right?"
That's
seriously what some asshole on the PATH train said as he accused me of
passing gas while I was with my then-girlfriend. Three things went
through my mind at the time:
- I'm sure that statement is a lie.
- What's your problem? Don't be a cock block!
- Maybe it was her. . .
After arguing and humoring the guy for a few minutes, I just
wanted to light a match so he can shut the hell up. But then I'd get
arrested.
Well, just in case someone accuses you of "tainting the air" (or you actually did), be prepared:
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