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Nerve@SXSW 2006.
Blogging the Roman Orgy of Indie-music Festivals.

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The Daily Siege
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Kate & Camilla
two best friends pursue business and pleasure in NYC.

Naughty James
The lustful, frantic diary of a young London photographer.

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The Nerve Blog-a-log: The_Sentimental
Our newest Blog-a-logger.

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Gay man in the Big Apple, full of apt metaphors and dry wit.

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Naughty and philosophical dispatches from the life of a writer-comedian who loves bathtubs and hates wearing underpants.

The Nerve Video Blog
Deep, deep inside the world of online video.

The Nerve Blog-a-log: charlotte_web
A Demi in search of her Ashton.

The Prowl, with Ryan Pfluger

Nerve @ Cannes Film Festival
May 16 - May 25

ScreenGrab
The Nerve Film Blog

Autumn
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The Modern Materialist
Almost everything you want.

The Nerve Blog-a-log: that_darn_cat
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Rose & Olive
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The Nerve Blog-a-log: funkybrownchick
The name says it all.

merkley???
A former Mormon goes wild, and shoots nudes, in San Francisco.

chase
The creator of Supercult.com poses his pretty posse.

The Remote Island
Nerve's TV blog.

Brandonland
A California boy capturing beach parties, sunsets and plenty of skin.

61 Frames Per Second
Smarter gaming.

The Nerve Blog-a-log: Charlotte_Web
A Demi in search of her Ashton.

The Nerve Blog-a-log: Zeitgeisty
A Manhattan pip in search of his pipette.

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A Riddle About Laptops

Question: When is a laptop not a laptop?

Take Some Studs With You

For the sassy, classy lady who has just got to take her studs everywhere with her, there’s really only one option…

This is me. And my new MacBook. We just started seeing each other last week. We're very happy together, thank you. Blogging is about 10 times easier now that I'm working with a computer whose hard drive isn't on its very last leg, nay, toe. So now I need to get a bag for my new laptop, something I never did for my old one even though my parents gave me some money for one since I was in grad school and broke at the time. But rather than buy a bag, I spent the money on drinks out with friends and some lipgloss. Anyway, I'm determined to have a better relationship with this new one. I want to treat it right and maybe it'll stick around a little longer, put out a little more. If anything will make a laptop purr, it's got to be one of these:

about the blogger

Wendy Atterberry is a recent transplant to New York City via Chicago. You can often find her at some karaoke dive bar singing her repertoire, which includes "Midnight Train to Georgia," "Daniel," and most recently, "Sweet Dreams." Don't expect her to always hit the right notes. She lives in Manhattan with her boyfriend and two cats, and has a blog like everyone else.

Alex Zalben is a writer living in New York City. He's written for McSweeney's, Modern Humorist and PulpSecret.com. As one-fifth of the sketch comedy group Elephant Larry, he has been written up in the New York Times, Chicago Tribune, and pretty much every other major publication. Their blog was named one of PC Magazine's Top Blogs for 2007, and they recently won an ECNY Award for their viral short, "Minesweeper: The Movie." Alex did not know love until he bought his first Mac.

Steph Auteri is a freelance just-about-everything, with a special fondness for home goods she can't afford. She has been published in Publishers Weekly, New York Press and Nerve. She runs the blog selfhelpme.net, and her work can be found at stephiswrite.com.