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• Can't Afford a Kindle? Invest in a Kindling

  Truth be told, my commitment to live as a true word nerd (ie spend half my life savings on books and lovingly heave them around with me everywhere I go) means that I'm a little wary of a device like the Amazon Kindle. But the non-Amazon Kindling? I'm in! Read More... Posted May 14 2009, 04:02 PM by Laureen Mahler with | with no comments Filed under: funny, kindle, kindle 2

• Take Away This Ball and Chain

  [$115, Curiosite] You know it's time to reevaluate your priorities when you go to the Internet, discover a bona fide ball and chain for sale, and decide to not only blog about it but also purchase one immediately. I kid you not, everybody. This really exists: Read More... Posted May 14 2009, 11:32 AM by Laureen Mahler with | with no comments Filed under: funny, ball and chain, chains

• The Real Organic

  There's been a lot of debate recently about what does and does not constitute "organic." Thank goodness for these stickers, which clear the definition right up. Read More... Posted May 14 2009, 09:29 AM by Laureen Mahler with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: Stickers, organic, funny

• Gnomes Behaving Badly

  [£44.50, Gnomeland] I've never been a huge fan of garden gnomes, but it's not every day that you see a gnome mooning you from beyond a bed of assholes. Excuse me, I meant to say azaleas. And that's just the beginning: Read More... Posted May 11 2009, 12:07 PM by Laureen Mahler with | with no comments Filed under: Garden, funny, gnomes

• Mow the Lawn

  Um, not that kind of lawn. You know, the kind of lawn that gets a little more exposure during bikini season: Read More... Posted May 04 2009, 01:29 PM by Laureen Mahler with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: razors, bikinis, funny

• Have a Little Mercy

  Times when I could really use a Mercy Card to express my emotions: • When I don't want to do the dishes even though I didn't cook. • When I don't get enough sleep. • When I do something dumb but don't want to admit it. • When I know I'm right but want to be nice about it. • When it's time for makeup sex, but I'm too stubborn to say so. Mercy Cards have captured that perfect balance between apologizing and saying what you really mean: Read More... Posted May 01 2009, 01:32 PM by Laureen Mahler with | with no comments Filed under: greeting cards, funny, mercy cards

• Rock Band for Your Kitchen

  Once upon a time, your parents told you not to play with your food. Well, now you can play bonafide music with your utensils. Start with the salt and pepper maraca shakers above, and keep up the beat with these accompanying musical kitchen tools: Read More... Posted Apr 29 2009, 03:37 PM by Laureen Mahler with | with no comments Filed under: kitchen, musical instruments, funny

• Tim and Eric Awesome Shoes, Good Job!

  Yes, that's Tim and Eric and yes, that poster is made up of cats. And here is a shoe made up of Tim and Eric:   Read More... Posted Apr 27 2009, 01:30 PM by Shaun Seneviratne with | with no comments Filed under: shoes, funny, tim and eric

• The State. Finally.

  This time has finally come. MTV is releasing The State on DVD on July 14 (Bastille Day)! Though the episodes have been online for awhile, you can soon pick up the DVD with unaired sketches and commentary. Get all the ball-dipping and pudding you want! Here's the trailer:   Read More... Posted Apr 21 2009, 12:02 PM by Shaun Seneviratne with | with no comments Filed under: DVDs, funny, comedy

• Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

  In the long-standing battle between pirates and Abraham Lincoln, there is much more than beard style and hat choice at stake. The real fight goes much deeper, into the annals of underground comics and Etsy treasure lists and hipster innuendo. Have our hearts been captured by Captain Jack's scintillating disregard for hygiene, or have we instead been hopelesly captivated by Lincoln's mysterious presidential smirk? I think we can count this just-announced project as a win for Lincoln's side: Read More... Posted Apr 16 2009, 01:01 PM by Laureen Mahler with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: books, funny, literary

• How to Write Off Tax Day

  Oh, dreaded tax day. All year long, I pretend that it doesn't exist, only to find myself last-minute panicked and knee-deep in forms that I don't understand and old receipts that I probably can't use as deductions. But once the taxes are done, the most important thing to do is this: take a deep breath, fix yourself an income tax cocktail (recipe below), and take a load off. Here are five tips that will help you forget all about tax day: Read More... Posted Apr 15 2009, 12:25 PM by Laureen Mahler with | with no comments Filed under: funny, tax day, taxes

• Another Effing Greeting Card

  Here at MM, we've introduced you guys to a wide variety of "honest" greeting cards, which is just one reason why the Effing Card Company deserves its very own post. The other reason? Their cards are effing awesome: Read More... Posted Apr 08 2009, 09:28 AM by Laureen Mahler with | with no comments Filed under: greeting cards, funny, effing card company

• Luxury Bong Water?

  [$32 per case, Fine Water Imports] Subpar bong water: silly non-issue or serious problem? To tell you the truth, I would have gone with the former; that is, until I came across 420 water. Apparently, now stoners everywhere can breath a collective cough, I mean sigh, of relief. Read More... Posted Apr 07 2009, 11:02 AM by Laureen Mahler with | with no comments Filed under: luxury, water, funny

• Shirt of the Day: Raptor Jesus (Plus T-Rex Takes a Bite Out of Jesus Fish)

  [$19, Far Out Shirts] The wrath of God doesn't really strike fear into my heart, but Raptors totally do. When Jurassic Park came out it took me three times to get through the entire movie because I kept crying during the scene where the velociraptors were chasing the kids in the kitchen (fuck you, I was seven!). Alright raptor, I believe I believe! I will preach the gospel in the Times Square subway tunnel. ("The Raptors will Rapture us!") The Raptors aren't the only ones gunning for the top spot. It looks like the T-Rex has an appetite for a certain fish. . .   Read More... Posted Mar 26 2009, 09:02 AM by Shaun Seneviratne with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: Stickers, t-shirt, funny, jesus, shirt of the day, jesus christ, dinosaur

• Have The Funniest Funeral Ever

  I hate bumming people out. Funerals are kind of a bummer. I want to at least try to put a funny/positive spin on it and make it bittersweet. The above coffin says, "Rest in Peas." Right up my alley. Creative Coffins makes coffins that are funny, nostalgic, or personal. Whether you use one of their designs or customize your own, Creative Coffins are here to make your transition to the afterlife a little sillier. These coffins ae also made from cartonboard, so it's biodegradable. It's even cremation friendly! Yessss. Here are some other sample coffins:   Read More... Posted Mar 25 2009, 11:17 AM by Shaun Seneviratne with | with no comments Filed under: funny, coffin

• Shirt of the Day: Batman <3 Robin

  Exhibit A. Exhibit B.   Exhibit C. All this evidence leads the prosecution to believe this:   Read More... Posted Mar 03 2009, 09:01 AM by Shaun Seneviratne with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: t-shirt, batman, funny, shirt of the day, erotic, comic, nerd, humor

• Shirt of the Day: You Just Got. . .

  [photo via] Don't be afraid to read more, it's totally safe for work (I promise):   Read More... Posted Feb 27 2009, 09:02 AM by Shaun Seneviratne with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: t-shirt, funny, shirt of the day, humor

• LOL Cats Sell Out

  [Image via] A little while ago, Alex told you about the true origins of the LOL Cats: how their fuzzy shenanigans (not to mention priceless diction) actually started way back in the 1920s. Well, now you can have the original Laugh-Out-Loud Cats at home with you... Read More... Posted Feb 26 2009, 11:38 AM by Laureen Mahler with | with no comments Filed under: books, funny, lol cats

• Don't Be a Weenie

  You know those little mini sausages that sometimes show up at parties? The ones with toothpicks sticking out of them, usually stacked up next to a bowl of lukewarm mystery sauce? God, I love those weenies. If I could, I'd build a tiny conveyor belt to travel from the weenie plate to my mouth. Nom nom nom, indeed.  Now, for the cocktail weenie addicted, there is finally help: Read More... Posted Feb 25 2009, 03:38 PM by Laureen Mahler with | with no comments Filed under: funny, silly, bubble gum wienie

• Babies Finally Earn Their Keep

  Babies. Sure they have their cute moments, but do they really pull their weight around the house? Thanks to this mop onesie, now they do: Read More... Posted Feb 17 2009, 09:31 AM by Laureen Mahler with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: funny, mop, baby

• Own a Part of Tommy Tutone

  What is the most famous phone number in the United States? That's right, it's Jenny's. And while all know and love 867-5309, there are only a proud few who can claim ownership to the number itself. Now you can be one of them: Read More... Posted Feb 04 2009, 11:07 AM by Laureen Mahler with | with no comments Filed under: eBay, funny, tommy tutone

• Honest Greeting Cards

  Nothing says "I Love You" like a card that is both romantic AND crazy. Uncooked makes some of the funniest greeting cards I've ever seen. And at such a low price, you really can afford one of these for every occasion. Here are some other gems: Read More... Posted Jan 28 2009, 12:16 PM by Shaun Seneviratne with | with 3 comment(s) Filed under: Valentine's Day, birthdays, greeting cards, funny

• How Much Would You Pay For a Novelty Rug?

  Dan Golden makes some pretty cute rugs with funny phrases. Here is another one of his.  Too bad they carry pretty funny price tags. Read More... Posted Jan 09 2009, 04:27 PM by Shaun Seneviratne with | with no comments Filed under: novelties, rugs, carpets, funny

• Could You Hold These for a Minute?

  Sometimes I worry about my breasts. Do they get bored, fettered in confining undergarments? Are they stressed out, wondering what's happening in the big, wide world beyond the blouse? Maybe it's time to give something back... Behold the breast-massaging bra: Read More... Posted Jan 07 2009, 05:51 PM by Laureen Mahler with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: massagers, funny, bra

• Seriously, There Is No Try

  With so many innovative wall art options out there, what's a girl to do? Needless to say, these demotivational posters only add to the conundrum. But justification for purchasing yet more ironic decor presents itself with this... Read More... Posted Jan 07 2009, 12:28 PM by Laureen Mahler with | with no comments Filed under: calendar, funny, procrastination, demotivational

• Shirt of the Day: Ask Me About My Crippling Shyness

  Things Shy People Don't Like to Do (Or, Things This Shy Person Has Done and Hated): give speeches or lectures in front of an audience, especially into a microphone fake an orgasm on stage into a microphone to an audience at Lucky Cheng's (seriously. I wanted to die.) talk about why they are shy, or be asked any derivative of "why are you so shy?" Still, I can't help but love the t-shirt after the jump. As long as no one actually comments on it, of course. Read More... Posted Nov 19 2008, 04:32 PM by Diana Vilibert with | with no comments Filed under: t-shirts, funny, shirt of the day

• Shirt of the Day: Grammar Crackers

  "Them are the goodest crackers I ever ate!" Read More... Posted Nov 11 2008, 11:31 AM by Diana Vilibert with | with no comments Filed under: t-shirts, funny, shirt of the day

• Shirt of the Day: Mostly Sunny, Slight Chance of Sex

  I once drove from Jersey to Brooklyn for what I thought was clearly a booty call, and didn't get laid. I was tempted to mail him a reciept from the gas stop I made. (I'm so classy). Save yourself from the same awful fate by making your intentions clear with this SomeEcards t-shirt from Busted Tees.  Read More... Posted Oct 30 2008, 09:27 AM by Diana Vilibert with | with no comments Filed under: Fashion, Shirts, t-shirts, funny, someecards, busted tees

• Hot Chicks

  Why buy a chicken suit when you can buy a Chickens Suit? As in clothing for chickens. After the jump, check out real chickens modeling the latest in chicken fashion, including a chicken dressed in camo. Wow, that's sentence I never thought I'd type. Read More... Posted Oct 28 2008, 03:02 PM by Diana Vilibert with | with no comments Filed under: bizarre, costumes, funny, chicken suit