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• Wash Your Hands...Or Else

  [Photo via] Wash your hands...or else this child will touch you with his boogery, paint-covered fingers. Or you'll get a cold. Or we'll have to amputate. Or...or...you'll get swine flu! Read More... Posted May 14 2009, 12:19 PM by Steph Auteri with | with no comments Filed under: dirty, bacon, soap, swine flu

• Swine Flue Be Damned, Bacon Is Meat Candy

  I don't care what anyone says about swine flu... Read More... Posted May 01 2009, 01:07 PM by Steph Auteri with | with no comments Filed under: bacon, swine flu, bacon is meat candy

• Shirt of the Day: Bacon's Revenge

  [$10, Neatorama] Is it too soon for Swine Flu jokes? Alas, the only thing worse than inappropriate humor happening too soon is when it happens too late. Read More... Posted Apr 29 2009, 09:22 AM by Laureen Mahler with | with no comments Filed under: bacon, shirt of the day. t-shirt, swine flu

• Meaty Jewelry

  Diamonds may last forever, but this meat jewelry from designer Stephanie Hensle is something your meat-eating significant other will never forget.   Read More... Posted Apr 20 2009, 05:31 PM by Diana Vilibert with | with no comments Filed under: bacon, meat, bacon jewelry, meat jewelry

• Love It or Leave It? Bacon Skateboard

  [photo via BotheredByBee's Flickr] + [photo via rick's Flickr] =   Read More... Posted Apr 17 2009, 11:04 AM by Shaun Seneviratne with | with no comments Filed under: bacon, skateboard, skate deck

• Shirt Of The Day: Bacon Babe

  Up top is Belinda Strange, the Bacon Babe of the Month, who lives in Texas, and aspires one day to be a Playboy Playmate. Yay? Anyway, Bac'n.com is looking for their next Bacon Babe, so get a head start and grab this shirt: Read More... Posted Apr 16 2009, 09:34 AM by Alex Zalben with | with no comments Filed under: bacon, shirt of the day, babes

• Most Ridiculous Bacon Product Ever

  Posting ridiculous bacon products has almost become a bit of a game here at the MM. So Steph, Diana, Laureen, Shaun... Top this. It's a solid bacon AK-47, aka the BA-K-47. Here's some more shots, and I accept all your defeats graciously: Read More... Posted Apr 15 2009, 12:06 PM by Alex Zalben with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: bacon, guns

• Seriously, Bacon Gets Even More Awesome

  So you guys know how much we love bacon here at MM; we're even willing to try bizarre forms of bacon that might, under other circumstances, be highly unadvisable. However, I have to say that this new bacon product officially makes bacon awesomer than it ever was before.  Let me give you a little taste of what is to come: it's bacon, but it's for both you and your partner to enjoy: Read More... Posted Apr 03 2009, 01:06 PM by Laureen Mahler with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: sex, bacon, lube

• Claim Your Canned Bacon

  Well. It seems that we have three people willing to risk life and limb by ingesting canned bacon: Read More... Posted Apr 03 2009, 09:39 AM by Steph Auteri with | with no comments Filed under: Contest, bacon, contests, canned bacon

• Contest Reminder + Grossest Bacon Product Ever

  I know you're frightened but, seriously. Where's your sense of adventure? If you're at all interested in trying out a free can of bacon, enter here. I'm giving away five of them. In the meantime, my man sent me a link to the grossest bacon product ever this morning, and I totally lost my appetite for breakfast: Read More... Posted Apr 01 2009, 10:31 AM by Steph Auteri with | with no comments Filed under: April Fool's Day, Contest, bacon, contests

• I Propose a Toast

  As we all know, breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Check out Mr. Toast up there; he probably had a healthy serving of, um, himself before he headed out the door to face the day.  But when you can't get a complete breakfast (or if you're like me and consider the three food groups to be toast, bacon, and eggs), then you definitey need this plush tribute to all things breakfast: Read More... Posted Mar 30 2009, 09:32 AM by Laureen Mahler with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: toys, bacon, breakfast, toast

• Test Drive: Bacon Smackdown + Contest

  People. You may not have noticed but, here at MM, we really love bacon (what's not to love!?). Which leads us to seek out the oddest bacon products ever. Don't let the title of this post mislead you. I am not test driving five different types of maple bacon. Though I should. Just for fun. I mean, I'm eating maple bacon right now just to get in the spirit of things. Rather, I'm testing out some of the bizarre bacon products we've posted about in the past, and then some. Check it: Read More... Posted Mar 27 2009, 02:33 PM by Steph Auteri with | with 3 comment(s) Filed under: food, test drive, chocolate, bacon, baconnaise, edible, smackdown, bacon salt, bacon lip balm, canned

• WWBD - What Would Bacon Do?

  If you haven't noticed yet, we here at MM worship at the Church of Bacon. And sometimes, when you need a little direction, you need to ask yourself...what would bacon do?   Read More... Posted Mar 26 2009, 02:38 PM by Diana Vilibert with | with no comments Filed under: bacon

• I Love You More Than Meat.

  These pins are so unbelievably appropriate for my life. Y'see, my diet is almost entirely based on girls I date. If they don't eat meat, I make efforts not to eat meat (hey, no one's perfect). I've been pork free though for about three months and my steak consumption has dropped considerably.  Whether or not you have a backbone, these pins get the point across succinctly.  Read More... Posted Feb 11 2009, 09:32 AM by Shaun Seneviratne with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: love, bacon, meat, pins, valentines

• Bacon or Brains?

  The only time a zombie would pass up on a plate of fresh brains? When there's bacon.   Read More... Posted Feb 09 2009, 05:35 PM by Diana Vilibert with | with no comments Filed under: bacon, t-shirts, zombies

• Meat and Greet

  As every fashionista knows, an accessory should bring a little something extra to any outfit. With this line of meat and cheese bags, you can bring a whole lot of the mildly disgusting: Read More... Posted Jan 19 2009, 03:16 PM by Laureen Mahler with | with no comments Filed under: Accessories, bacon, purses, meat, cheese

• You Deserve a Threesome

  The hottest threesome known to humankind consists of these simple objects: +   +  So now that we've got that squared away, allow me to make your day. This tasty threesome is now available in one convenient and (need I say?) awesome device: Read More... Posted Jan 13 2009, 10:05 AM by Laureen Mahler with | with no comments Filed under: kitchen, coffee, bacon, threesome, toast

• Shirt of the Day: (Mostly) Vegetarian

  The Things That Keep Me From Going Vegetarian: maple bacon Meat Lovers' pizza from Pizza Hut Big Macs Now this is a form of vegetarianism I can get behind! Read More... Posted Jan 13 2009, 08:58 AM by Steph Auteri with | with no comments Filed under: bacon, t-shirt, t-shirts, eating, shirt of the day, vegetarian

• Things I Hate About Bacon

  1. Shrinkage Oh, hm, I guess that's it. Bacon shrinkage upsets me because I feel like I'm getting less meat for my buck. The same goes for regular shrinkage. Thank goodness for this: Read More... Posted Dec 09 2008, 05:24 PM by Diana Vilibert with | with no comments Filed under: bacon

• Bacon Bandages

  In keeping with the Modern Materialists obsession with bacon, here are some bacon bandages! I now have an excuse to dust my skateboard off and bust my ass. [$9, FredFlare] Related: Bacon Can Be Used For Anything Posted Nov 17 2008, 01:01 PM by Shaun Seneviratne with | with 3 comment(s) Filed under: Healthcare, bacon, first aid

• Yes, Another Bacon Post!

  Do you realize that a search of "bacon" on this blog is likely to yield close to 50 posts? Really, go ahead and give it a try; I'll wait. See? We might as well change the name from Modern Materialist to, like, Bacon Bits or something. Anyhow, keeping in theme, here's some bacon jerky to chew on. It has the consistency of regular beef jerky, but tastes like your favorite pork product. The best thing is it comes in five awesome flavors: Read More... Posted Nov 10 2008, 10:27 AM by Wendy Atterberry with | with no comments Filed under: bacon

• Bacon Gum!

  Holy crap. BACON GUMBALLS. Do you know what this means? It means you can taste bacon all day long. And blow bacon bubbles. And die happy.  Read More... Posted Nov 07 2008, 12:27 PM by Diana Vilibert with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: bacon, bacon gum, gum

• A Tall Glass of Bacon

  What better way to feel refreshed and satisfied than with a big, tall pitcher of...bacon?  Read More... Posted Nov 03 2008, 01:02 PM by Diana Vilibert with | with no comments Filed under: Cooking, kitchen, Microwaves, bacon, bacon microwave

• A Zero-Calorie BLT

  Ok, I know you're only interested in the "B" part of that BLT. So how do you get a calorie-free BLT with extra bacon? Read More... Posted Oct 31 2008, 02:33 PM by Diana Vilibert with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: food, bacon, blt

• Don't Put That In Your Mouth

  5 Things I Refuse To Put In My Mouth: toes corned beef & cabbage most meds Red Bull other "edibles" of questionable merit, such as... Read More... Posted Oct 27 2008, 10:10 AM by Steph Auteri with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: bacon, mayonnaise, mouth, baconnaise

• Perfect Bacon

  So it's come to my attention that we haven't posted any bacon-related products in a month, which is unacceptable, so please accept our sincere apologies. To thank you for your patience, I bring you...perfect bacon:  Read More... Posted Oct 16 2008, 05:32 PM by Diana Vilibert with | with no comments Filed under: kitchen, Food and Drink, bacon

• Shirt of the Day: Get Porked in Your Donut

  Here are a few of my favorite things: 1. Bacon. 2. Donuts. 3. Politics. 4. Shirts. Wish there was some way of having them all together... Oh, there is? You mean this: Read More... Posted Oct 09 2008, 11:35 AM by Alex Zalben with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: Shirts, politics, bacon, donuts

• Quick Tip of the Day: Bacon

  Things I Need In the Morning to Function: a shower at least one cup of coffee bacon Okay, I may not consume bacon every single day, but you knew it was only a matter of time before I suggested bacon as a necessity for the day. But I swear, you guys. This isn't just any bacon.   Read More... Posted Sep 16 2008, 08:26 AM by Steph Auteri with | with 3 comment(s) Filed under: kitchen, bacon

• Happy Belated International Bacon Day!

  I have to apologize on behalf of us here at Modern Materialist. We've proclaimed our undying love for bacon many times here, but it seems that tonight, we're sleeping on the couch. You see, this past Saturday was International Bacon Day, and we didn't so much as get bacon a sappy Hallmark anniversary card. Bacon, we're sorry. Please find it in your crispy, savory heart to forgive us? While we give bacon some time to sulk, help us celebrate with the bacon-related product after the jump. It's stylish, wearable, and only for the most serious bacon fanatics. Read More... Posted Sep 02 2008, 02:04 PM by Diana Vilibert with | with no comments Filed under: bacon

• Wake n' Bacon

  Holy crap. I can't find it, but I'm 100% sure I used this picture previously to describe something, either a clock, or a pig box, or something like that. However, at the time, I didn't know it was the best product ever: Read More... Posted Jul 31 2008, 12:03 PM by Alex Zalben with | with no comments Filed under: Clocks, bacon, alarm clock