Underwear - The Modern Materialist

Guess the Product: A Modest Bra

Chastity Bra

The concept behind this bra is pretty hilarious, in a disturbing and not at all sexy way. I'll give you a hint--it's not a ticking time bomb, despite how it looks. Well, not exactly:

Posted May 14 2009, 05:10 PM by Diana Vilibert with | with no comments

Filed under: japan, sex, Underwear, lingerie, women, bra, chastity

Scents and Sensibility

[£10, Copalife]

This is not just any old pair of tighty-whities. This pair of tighty whities boasts a remarkable secret that just might usher in a new era of undergarment awesomeness. Want to know what it is? Are you sure you're ready? Okay. Here we go:

Posted May 05 2009, 03:40 PM by Laureen Mahler with | with 1 comment(s)

Filed under: Underwear, socks, men's, anti-odor

Syrian Lingerie Seduces the World

In an article recently published by Der Spiegel, the mysterious world of Syrian lingerie is revealed in no small detail. It turns out that Syria has become a hub of all things exotic, lacy, feathered, musical (yes, musical) and otherwise. Here are a few scintillating samples:

Posted Apr 23 2009, 10:03 AM by Laureen Mahler with | with no comments

Filed under: books, Underwear, lingerie

Have Sex with the Lights On...Kind Of

Looking for a compromise between sex with the lights on and sex with the lights off? The key might be the right lingerie:

Posted Apr 22 2009, 05:21 PM by Diana Vilibert with | with no comments

Filed under: Bras, Underwear, lingerie, glow in the dark

Tools of Seduction: One Colorful Package

No, not this one...(though wouldn't you like to know what's in that particularly pretty package)

This one:

Posted Apr 08 2009, 03:38 PM by Steph Auteri with | with no comments

Filed under: Underwear, panties, tools of seduction, underpants, color, jockey, briefs

What's a Skong?

A skong? Why, that's an easy one. It's a skirt/thong. You know, like a skort is a skirt/shorts, and shpants is a shirt/pants. Here's a few more examples for your eyeballs:

Posted Apr 07 2009, 03:08 PM by Alex Zalben with | with no comments

Filed under: sexy, Underwear, thongs, skong, skirt

Go Commando

Want to encourage a friend to go commando? Then you'll want to check this out:

Posted Apr 03 2009, 10:03 AM by Alex Zalben with | with no comments

Filed under: Underwear, butts, commando

Take Off Fergie's Underwear

Want to take the undies right off the most Fergalicious pop star of them all? Then check this out:

Posted Mar 30 2009, 11:07 AM by Alex Zalben with | with 1 comment(s)

Filed under: sexy, Underwear, celebrities, auctions, fergie

Take Off Evangeline Lilly's Underwear [NSFW]

Hey, how'd you like to go where only Jack and Sawyer have gone before? Then you're going to want to check this out:

Posted Feb 27 2009, 10:37 AM by Alex Zalben with | with 2 comment(s)

Filed under: Television, eBay, sexy, Underwear

Spider-Man Wants To Get Into Your Pants

Literally, I mean:

Posted Feb 18 2009, 09:25 AM by Alex Zalben with | with 3 comment(s)

Filed under: sexy, Underwear, spider-man

Let Them Know Your Man is Taken

There's one big problem with this underwear (and no, it's not what's inside):

Posted Jan 15 2009, 01:31 PM by Alex Zalben with | with 1 comment(s)

Filed under: Underwear

Chocolate + Thongs: A Recipe for Disaster

What happens when thongs and chocolate come together? Pretty much what you would expect:

Posted Jan 06 2009, 11:31 AM by Diana Vilibert with | with no comments

Filed under: Underwear, chocolate, thongs, lingerie, novelty lingerie

Bodily Function Underwear

Sigh. Why do these exist? Who is wearing them?

Posted Dec 30 2008, 02:43 PM by Diana Vilibert with | with 2 comment(s)

Filed under: Underwear

Does This Make My Butt Look Big - Dude Edition

So, just out of curiousity, how many ladies out there would like a man with a big bubble butt? Because that's exactly what these do:

Posted Dec 09 2008, 12:01 PM by Alex Zalben with | with no comments

Filed under: sexy, Underwear, bubbles, butt

Game Your Way Into Her Pants [NSFWish]

I'm not going to lie to you guys, it's a little difficult to post about hot ladies in skimpy outdits this morning, what with all the hope and change in the air. That doesn't mean I'm not going to do it, though:

Posted Nov 05 2008, 09:05 AM by Alex Zalben with | with no comments

Filed under: clothing, games, sexy, Underwear

Quickie Knickers

A quickie is often not as quick as it should be. From fumbling with pants, to not having proper protection, there's a lot of roadblocks in the way of your instant bliss. Thank goodness for these, then:

Posted Nov 03 2008, 06:00 PM by Alex Zalben with | with no comments

Filed under: sexy, Underwear

Find Her Sweet Spot

Want to always find her sweet spot? Then you'll want to pick up this lingerie. Can you guess why? The answer is in the picture:

Posted Oct 31 2008, 12:02 PM by Alex Zalben with | with no comments

Filed under: gadgets, sexy, GPS, Underwear, lingerie

Even More Nuts Underwear

Above? Big Problem. Below? The Solution:

Posted Sep 29 2008, 09:02 AM by Alex Zalben with | with no comments

Filed under: Underwear

Victoria's Secret Geeks Out?

There's one easy way to make anyone totally geek out over the above panties:

Posted Sep 25 2008, 10:29 AM by Alex Zalben with | with no comments

Filed under: Geek Out, Underwear, panties

Equations: (Bras + Thongs) x Robots

+

x

=

Posted Aug 27 2008, 01:35 PM by Alex Zalben with | with no comments

Filed under: sexy, Robots, Underwear

[NSFW] Revenge of the Pearl Necklace

Tired of having your man snickeringly ask if he can give you a pearl necklace? Then why not take sweet, sweet vengeance (or, you know, break up with the a-hole)? If the choice is ironic revenge, then you might want to look into one of these (and, I might mention, everyone else, avert your eyes):

Posted Aug 18 2008, 10:03 AM by Alex Zalben with | with 1 comment(s)

Filed under: Underwear, lingerie

What's Under Those Panties?

undies

Usually, I like my lingerie sexy, frilly, and girly--leaving little to the imagination. The sex appeal in the panties below may be subjective, but I think we can all agree they indeed leave absolutely nothing to the imagination...

Posted Jul 30 2008, 02:13 PM by Diana Vilibert with | with no comments

Filed under: Apparel, Underwear, lingerie

Get Into Each Other's Pants

Want to know, 100% guaranteed, the easiest way to get into another persons pants? Pick up one of these:

Posted Jul 23 2008, 06:00 PM by Alex Zalben with | with 1 comment(s)

Filed under: sexy, Underwear

How Many Sex Partners Have You Had?

Most of us don't want to talk about how many partners we've had in bed. It's either too many, too few, or... A Third option I'm not thinking of. But there's an easy way to break the news to your newest beau, as soon as you take your pants off, without saying a word:

Posted Jul 23 2008, 09:00 AM by Alex Zalben with | with no comments

Filed under: sexy, Underwear, thongs

A Cracking Good Trend [NSFW-ish] - Part 2

Hey, remember when I posted about that new butt cleavage trend that's sweeping the nation? Well, there's more where that came from:

Posted Jul 21 2008, 06:00 PM by Alex Zalben with | with 3 comment(s)

Filed under: sexy, Underwear, NSFW, pants, lingerie

GILF

Tell you what: I'm not going to explain the title of this post, but see if you can figure out what it has to do with the above picture, and the bottom one:

Posted Jul 21 2008, 09:00 AM by Alex Zalben with | with 3 comment(s)

Filed under: sexy, Underwear

Maison Close's NSFW Collection

You remember last week when we all decided that the new "butt crack hanging out" look for lingerie was a little gross? Well, get ready for Maison Close's new collection which, for the most part, is just some very loose lengths of rope. Totally NSFW, in case you couldn't guess:

Posted Jul 07 2008, 06:00 PM by Alex Zalben with | with 3 comment(s)

Filed under: sexy, Underwear, NSFW, lingerie

A Cracking Good Trend [NSFW-ish]

Ummm... So... Apparently there's this trend to, uh... Well, you know. More pictures below. Cough.

[$125, Agent Provocateur]

Posted Jun 27 2008, 05:30 PM by Alex Zalben with | with 7 comment(s)

Filed under: sexy, Underwear, NSFW

The Thong Remains The Same

BWA... Must be some sort of hot new sex thing, right? Or maybe one of those internet slang phrases the kids love so much? Nope. BWA actually stands for:

Posted Jun 18 2008, 04:30 PM by Alex Zalben with | with 4 comment(s)

Filed under: sexy, Underwear, thongs