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Wash
your hands...or else this child will touch you with his boogery,
paint-covered fingers. Or you'll get a cold. Or we'll have to amputate.
Or...or...you'll get swine flu!

[$10, Supermarket]
Just sayin'.
This bacon flu soap is supposed to remind you of the importance of washing your hands to prevent the spread of germs.
Srsly.
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