Wash Your Hands...Or Else

Posted by Steph Auteri

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Wash your hands...or else this child will touch you with his boogery, paint-covered fingers. Or you'll get a cold. Or we'll have to amputate. Or...or...you'll get swine flu!


bacon-flu-soap

[$10, Supermarket]

Just sayin'.

This bacon flu soap is supposed to remind you of the importance of washing your hands to prevent the spread of germs.

Srsly.

Related: Vegan Breakfast Soap, Swine Flu Protection


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About Steph Auteri

Steph Auteri is a freelance writer and proofreader who has been published in Publishers Weekly, New York Press, Playgirl, and other bastions of fine writing. She maintains a professional site -- stephiswrite.com -- and also blogs about freelancing over at Freelancedom.com. You can keep up on her day-to-day by visiting her Twitter page, http://twitter.com/stephauteri.

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